The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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