There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My pussy is not your playground.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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