3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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