Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I cockslap morals
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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