My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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