I wish they made helmets for livers.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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