Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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