HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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