Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think your dad took our porno
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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