Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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