This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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