you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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