My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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