U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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