i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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