A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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