So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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