We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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