Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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