when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We were destined to go to rehab together
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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