If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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