do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Randomize