why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Someone came in the potted fern
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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