And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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