its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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