So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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