I hate your face
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think people are normalizing furries
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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