that's an acceptable place to lick
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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