i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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