maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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