his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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