Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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