I like to think it a success when the cops are called
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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