I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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