Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I want a musical about memes.
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FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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