apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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