Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my shit smells like andre
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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