Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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