I'm eating all of the evidence.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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