Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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