NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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