i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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