There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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