i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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