Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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