There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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