I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize