Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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