butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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