it's like her boobs came off with her bra
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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